dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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