He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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