im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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