yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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