if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
