how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Two words: nipple clamps
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