How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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