Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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