Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
