Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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