So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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