i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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