So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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