8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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