The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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