no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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