people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I know her cup size but not her name....
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