why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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