i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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