I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
pray to the hookup gods
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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