doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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