Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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