All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Michael Bay diarrhea
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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