Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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