nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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