belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We're too hungover to prance.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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