I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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