I accidentally had phone sex last night
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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