i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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