I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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