U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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