That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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