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(512): View more from Texas

3.50 mugs at the bar.

(1-512): View more from Texas

Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.

(512): View more from Texas

How ugly, and does she have friends?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.

(416): View more from Toronto

Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.

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(703): View more from Virginia

we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard

(973): View more from New Jersey

omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you

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