how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You can make out without kissing
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