You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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