I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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