Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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