I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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