Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
