dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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