Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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