Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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