Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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