At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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