Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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