i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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