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so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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