Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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