Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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