I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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