pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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