Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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