guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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