I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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