My room smells like vodka and shame
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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