I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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